21: Traffic Jams

Traffic Jams are the third worst* kind of jam known to man. Also known as “traffic congestion” it is in fact a conspiracy created by the environmentalist movement with the chief aim of getting us to use public transportation and bicycles.

* Second worst is Gooseberry Jam, the worst is Space Jam ironically neither of them made it into the 100 things I’m fundamentally opposed to.

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